Author Archives: Ian

  An important announcement in this campaign, now a year old since we learned of Sandwell council officers lies and deception and that this council had conspired to murder 220 geese in two of its green flag parks. This is … Continue reading →

So Western Super sludge has “Dismaland” well  it’s not a patch on a much wider theme park known as “Sadwell”. The theme is mainly animal excrement mixed with toxic waste and sport. It’s free to enter and the visitor numbers are … Continue reading →

THE DAILY FART ZOMBIE JOURNALIST ATE MY HAMSTER. THEY ARE HERE, AND TIS THE “SILLY SEASON” TO BE JOLLY.   In the latest in a series of unprovoked attacks sweeping Britain, my hamster was yesterday eaten by a zombie journo. … Continue reading →

“We receive numerous complaints from families with young children complaining about the mess they leave and their aggressive behaviour during the breeding season.” From Press statement from Maria Crompton  August 2014- Cabinet member for environment and highways Sandwell MBC, and … Continue reading →

On Tuesday a protest took place outside the council house concerning the Mayoral meal- a civic “tradition” apparently whereby the “great and the good” of the rotten borough council have a three course meal paid for from the new incoming … Continue reading →

There are characters committed to fiction so treacherous, so deceitful that they have become synonymous with the concept of lying. The one I remember best to illustrate is the Shakespearean villain Iago, who occurs in Othello. Whereas his boss Othello … Continue reading →

…..Or a juxtaposition of “Britishness”. At the recent Neighbourhoods and Health Scrutiny board, “Sandwell’s finest” decided to take “no action” on our petition, a two fingered gesture to those who had campaigned hard to protect the geese and expose the officer … Continue reading →

  An email has been sent to those councillors who are restanding at the local elections in Sandwell on 7th May. Any responses received will be published on this page. The option for any other candidates to comment on this … Continue reading →

  So on May 7th several elected members in Sandwell will be appointed to serve their communities. An email has now been sent to all the current councillors who are standing for election again. In total 24 seats are to … Continue reading →

   Manuel, a character from the BBC sit com Fawlty Towers.  In one episode “communication problems” , his boss Mr Fawlty attempts to make the waiter lie about a bet he has placed. Any similarity between any fictional and real … Continue reading →